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ustcerbbhubei August 10 怀念xuhui的老camryDecember 02 赞"We are very proud to announce the first leg of the YANNI VOICES: LIVE IN CONCERT Tour!
Yanni will be touring throughout 2009"
November 08 How roy made a 0.8second shotSeptember 28 Yanni concertYANNI IS BACK, LIVE AND IN CONCERT! PRESALE ON NOW!
With four shows in Acapulco Mexico, Nov. 13-16, in the beautiful Forum at Mundo Imperial. So bad, where is Acapulco?? September 18 好玩和谐版
早晨起床,掀开被子,刷完牙,喝杯牛奶,吃根油条,外加一个咸蛋. 买张车票,准时上班,九点三十分偷偷用手机看股票从1240.46点涨到6124.04点,中午在餐馆点一盘炒黄膳,再加一碟白菜,盛两碗米饭;晚上蒸一盘腊肉,沾上点酱油,夹两片臭豆腐,还有凉拌海蜇皮,抓两个大馒头,还喝上两杯白酒。唉……这日子过的真是那个爽!!!
现实版
早晨起床,掀开黑心绵作的被子,用致癌牙膏刷完牙,喝杯过了期的碘超标还掺了三聚氰胺的牛奶,吃根柴油炸的洗衣粉油条,外加一个苏丹红咸蛋,在票贩子手里买张车票,准时赶到地下烟厂上班,九点三十分偷偷用山寨手机看股票从6124.04点跌到1240.46点,中午在餐馆点一盘用地沟油炒的避孕药喂的黄膳,再加一碟敌敌畏喷过的白菜,盛两碗杯陈化粮煮的毒米饭;晚上蒸一盘病的瘦肉精养大的死猪肉做的腊肉,沾上点毛发勾兑的毒酱油,夹两片大粪水浸泡的臭豆腐,还有用福尔马林泡过的凉拌海蜇皮,抓两个添加了漂白粉和吊白块的大馒头,还喝上两杯富含甲醇的白酒。唉……这日子过的真是那个爽!!! |
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